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Eddie K

Portly, middle-aged, modern day lounge singer, Eddie Kosnofski, is on his way up!

Okay, not really.  But he wants to be, which is all he needs to keep on swinging, despite
cynicism, anger issues, and questionable talent.  Pair him with his best friend and agent,
Salvatore Deretti (a lowlife living the high life), and a kooky collection of friends and foes,
and Eddie hurtles through temper tantrums, bizarre accidents, and oddball humiliations. 
The sky's the limit for Eddie K...but, really, the gutter ain't so bad either!

An Old Time Radio show for the New Millennium.  Except not so old.  And not so radio.

Eddie K carries a strong NSFW warning, due to rough language and crude humor.





The 2013 Eddie K Xmas Quickie

2013 Eddie K Xmas Quickie -- just a quick graphic I
            banged up -- very festive!

Happy Ho-Ho from your ol' pal, Eddie K!


Eddie's over Billy Hotdog's house for Christmas dinner!  It's gangsters, strippers, and a mother's tears!  Line up for the punch bowl!

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The 2012 Eddie K Xmas Quickie


"The 2012 Eddie K Xmas Quickie -- written and
            read by lostnbronx and Little Bronx --
            cavalcadeaudio.com" on a festive background, with
            cartoon-style holy branches in the corners.

Short and sweet, it's a Holiday treat!

Co-written and performed with my son, Little Bronx!

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Episode 06: Paging Doctor Eddie


"Cavalcade Audio Productions Presents -- Eddie K
              #06 -- Paging Doctor Eddie -- written and read by
              lostnbronx --cavalcadeaudio.com" A heart monitor
              display is in the background with the episode title
              super-imposed over it.

Sal is in the hospital for his ulcers, and Eddie is right there, lending his own particular
brand of comfort and support.  It's an antiseptic antic-filled episode, packed with show biz shenanigans, new friends, and at least one enemy: the diabolical Jimmy Bone! 

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Episode 05: Three Ring Eddie


Eddie K 05
              Three Ring Eddie

A special 2-hour comedy event! 
 

Eddie finds that he has inadvertently (with Sal's help, of course) joined the circus!
Clowns, trapeze artists, and lion tamers abound; but something sinister is waiting in the
wings, and Eddie needs to puzzle it out before he finds himself at the center of the next
accident!

Popcorn, peanuts, and the smell of fear.  Is it an evil curse?  Bad luck?  Or is
something considerably more dangerous going on?

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The 2011 Eddie K Xmas Quickie


A short holiday interlude, packed with jockeys, jackets, and outer space technology!

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Episode 04: Eddie On The Line


What could be better than a nice relaxing morning at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Almost anything, as it turns out!  Eddie has papers to file, Sal has a plan, and Officer Billy Hotdog has just about had enough!  Will cool heads prevail?  Maybe the best bet is still up in the air!

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Episode 03: Eddie Gets The Shaft


Tempers are tested when Eddie and Sal find themselves in an elevator, trapped between floors.  They're late for a meeting, and hanging by a thread, so it's time for action!  (And a chocolate cannoli.)  But who is the mysterious Beego Booto?

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Episode 02: Backstage With Eddie


Eddie is stuck in the suburban wilds outside Cleveland, and Sal has arrived to lend moral support.  Just one friend helping another.  But before the night is through, Eddie finds that he needs a Dutch phrasebook...and maybe a pith helmet!

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Episode 01: Driving With Eddie


Salvatore needs a ride across town so he can pay off his loanshark, and Eddie provides the
wheels.  In his prized classic 1968 Lincoln Continental, they have a crosstown odyssey of  
buffoonish proportions.  But where did Sal get the money to square up his loan, anyway?

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The Credits and Attributions for Episode #01 are in plain text.  It was early days, what can I say? 
I'll get 'em fixed up eventually.